1 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,373 The drought is over. 2 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,340 My libido's back. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,908 Go with the flow. 4 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,376 I'll take care of you tonight. 5 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,377 Ah. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,784 We say goodbye to Julie Muldoon today. 7 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,385 First her career died. 8 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,986 Then her vagina 9 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,054 Let us pray. 10 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:41,139 Mom? 11 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,207 I can't fall asleep. 12 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,975 Okay. It's okay. What time is it? 13 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,745 Dad told me that you wouldn't be able to pick me up. 14 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,881 And what's going on? - Uh... 15 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:53,018 Yeah, I just have, um, I've got work. 16 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:55,420 I've got some work meetings and stuff. 17 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,889 What are your meetings about? 18 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:00,425 Uh... 19 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,026 I'm here for my CT scan. 20 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,296 Have a seat. 21 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,765 I'm here to see the gynecologist. 22 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,033 Have a seat. 23 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:08,967 The sleep specialist. 24 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,436 The vulvologist. 25 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,504 Bone density scan. 26 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:16,708 Audio stuff and, uh, branding. 27 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,043 Hmm. 28 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,712 And, yeah, exactly, this'll put you to sleep. 29 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,747 Product placement. - Mmmhmm. 30 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,318 Um... 31 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,385 Spreadsheets. 32 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,255 ♪ I feel it all, I feel it all ♪ 33 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,396 ♪ I feel it all ♪ 34 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,465 What is this doing here? 35 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,799 Oh yeah, it was the only place with a plug. 36 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,135 I had to put it there. Do you love it? 37 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,603 You do, you do? Do you love it? 38 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,537 Okay, I'm sorry. 39 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:46,604 What are you wearing today? 40 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,939 You look like a business pirate. 41 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,007 Argh! Here. - Oh. 42 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,343 Never too many pillows for a shared office. 43 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,612 Ugh. Look at me. 44 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,612 I got something for you, okay. 45 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,914 It's gonna open you up. 46 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,582 Are you ready? 47 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,251 Ba-bing! 48 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,353 Best friends. Do you like this? 49 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:02,587 Best friends... - Best friends! 50 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,755 Yeah. I'm gonna put this right over here. 51 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:04,756 Look. Yep. Look. 52 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,824 We're looking at each other. 53 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,425 Yeah, it's great. - Mwah. I love you. 54 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,093 I love you. 55 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,364 Okay, come on. 56 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,565 You don't seem like yourself. 57 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,866 Lay it on me. 58 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,434 Okay, fine. 59 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:19,638 I, I'm having some problems with sex, 60 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,373 and, uh, it's like 61 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,575 my garden has become a sandbox 62 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,377 and everything I try doesn't work. 63 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,846 It's just, it's so unfair. 64 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,381 It's like, you know, like, men, 65 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,382 they get erectile dysfunction. 66 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,649 What do they do? They go to the doctor. 67 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,718 They say, I got E.D. 68 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,319 He's like, poof, here's some Viagra. 69 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,654 For women, what do we got? 70 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,122 We've got, uh, V.D. 71 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,457 Vaginal dryness. 72 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:39,458 See what I did there? 73 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,726 That is an unfortunate acronym. 74 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,126 It kind of is. 75 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,629 Oh. 76 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,999 Oh, Ronnie's here. 77 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,468 I, I don't know. Who's Ronnie? 78 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,235 Ronnie Roy from "News with Ronnie"? 79 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:52,337 I don't know who Ronnie is. 80 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,472 Oh my God. Oh. 81 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,207 I'm sorry. I am so tired. 82 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,810 Um, our guest cancelled yesterday. 83 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,178 My friend Ronnie's in town. 84 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,547 Um, she has a show on CNN. 85 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,182 She's won a bunch of Peabodys. 86 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:04,616 She's actually really incredible. 87 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,617 Well, it's just that normally 88 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:06,618 we choose the guest together, 89 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,620 so I don't think that's a good idea. 90 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,821 You are gonna love Ronnie. 91 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,955 She's amazing. 92 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:14,292 She's like ambitious and driven and a go-getter. 93 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,094 Ah, that just all sounds like the same thing. 94 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,162 Like she's kind of boring. 95 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,565 Like, like a, like, like no personality. 96 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,633 We were inseparable back in the day. 97 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,235 People used to call us "work wives". 98 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,336 That's what they said. - What? 99 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,270 Anyway, I hate that term. 100 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,605 Yeah, I don't like that term either. 101 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,506 You know, if we're gonna be a work wife, there's gonna be... 102 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:34,979 Julie? 103 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,184 Listen, if I have to go to one more event 104 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,654 where they seat me next to Elon, honestly. 105 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:45,290 Don't get me started. 106 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,325 Yeah, I get invited to a lot of events too. 107 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:48,426 Is that right? 108 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:49,628 Pea-buddy! 109 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,362 Honey! 110 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,131 No, no. HR says no hugging, no hugging. 111 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,198 HR said it. 112 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,199 Yeah, well, friends can hug. 113 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,534 Friends can hug. 114 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,803 Coworkers can't hug, but friends can. 115 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,471 I come bearing gifts. 116 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,140 Signed. - Aww. 117 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:05,443 I like to think of it as my blueprint on surviving media. 118 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,279 Hit your deadlines, never say no, 119 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:10,381 and don't let anyone stand in your way. 120 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,951 Pee-wee Herman retweeted me once. 121 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,522 Okay. Congrats on the show. 122 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:18,690 Heard the first episode. 123 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,225 It's cute. 124 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,893 Oh, high praise indeed. 125 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:25,564 Uh, the last person she called "cute" was Enrique Pena Nieto 126 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,898 after a couple of double mojitos. 127 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,867 No! - That sounds spicy. 128 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,370 I know Enrique, that of that... 129 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,905 I've heard of that. Oh gosh. 130 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,307 She's a... he's a man. 131 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,576 Okay, uh, why don't we start with the makeup? 132 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:38,543 Sure. Okay. 133 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,512 I was thinking that we could do a winged liner. 134 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:41,579 I think that would be really great. 135 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,247 It would highlight- - How about this... 136 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,382 Mmmhmm? 137 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,983 Travel makeup tips. 138 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,218 Eh? 139 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,453 - Great! I love it. - Great. 140 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,455 - Yeah. - It's perfect. 141 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,924 Honestly. It's cute and fast and efficient. 142 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,060 Yay... travel. 143 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,594 So interesting. 144 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,530 Okay, great. 145 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,465 Well, then, uh, I'll start the research. 146 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,866 Kris, you're on makeup prep. 147 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,535 And we'll do the pre-interview at, uh, 1:00 PM. 148 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,671 Oh, I, it just, I, I have can't do the, 149 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,706 I have, um, I have that meeting? 150 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,542 You know, the ones where I have to lay down a lot? 151 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:13,544 Oh yes, of course. 152 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,347 Uh, you can't miss that. Okay, um, well- 153 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,681 That's okay. 154 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,350 Julie can do the pre-interview. 155 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,650 She knows me inside out. 156 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,019 No need for Kris. - Great. 157 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,356 Well, when you say that, I would go the opposite. 158 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,924 There is a need for me, so I made a decision: 159 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:26,991 I'll be here. 160 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,427 No, no, don't sweat this. We got this. 161 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,896 Hey, 'member when you called Brokaw a 'sad wet noodle'? 162 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,231 Oh my God, the look on his face. 163 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,232 Oh. 164 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,568 'Cause he knew it was true. 165 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,937 Julie and I see a lot of penises together too. 166 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,612 Quick question, it will only take a sec. 167 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,347 I am just trying to enjoy my Earl Grey. 168 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,655 So how long have Ronnie and Julie been friends? 169 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,823 Are they casual friends? Close friends? 170 00:05:58,892 --> 00:05:59,891 Ride-or-die like Julie and I? 171 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:00,859 I highly doubt that. 172 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,362 They worked together at Reuters for years. 173 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,597 Okay, just because they've worked together for a long time, 174 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,798 and known each other for a long time, 175 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:07,999 doesn't mean they're close, so. 176 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,235 Question asked, question answered. 177 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:16,808 Hey. - Hey. 178 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,410 About what happened at the meeting... 179 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,878 Yeah, Mo, I'm actively listening 180 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,147 and I do not think that this is an appropriate conversation 181 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,948 and something about consent. 182 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,217 Who would you rather be friends with? 183 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,418 Some award-winning host? 184 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,486 No. Or this one? 185 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,821 Me. Voila. 186 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,022 I'd rather work alone. 187 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,224 Listen, hang on. 188 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,825 I haven't even told you what I have to offer. 189 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,627 I have fun. I have friendship. 190 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,130 I have a load of unused gift cards. 191 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,031 I am best friends with everybody. 192 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,933 Why wouldn't you wanna be my best friend? 193 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,135 Hey Keith, I'm gonna see you at lunch. 194 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,270 Girl, that ain't Keith. 195 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,738 Oh, my point still stands. It doesn't matter. 196 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,005 Julie and I share an office, 197 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,041 so technically we are work wives, 198 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,342 and why doesn't she see that? 199 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:52,778 Have you been to high school? 200 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,011 I did. Kind of. 201 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,513 Have you ever seen a romantic comedy? 202 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,581 I love them. 203 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,784 Thing is, gotta make her jealous. 204 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,095 Larry, stop asking. 205 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:14,699 Yes, I did decorate our office with my best friend, okay. 206 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,468 Little comfy, little professional. 207 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,270 Bit of both of us. Two peas in a pod. 208 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,338 Cool. Fun fact: 209 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:21,873 Lennon hated peas. 210 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,207 How is that helpful? 211 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,277 It's like, come on John, give peas a chance. 212 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:26,411 Shut up, Larry. 213 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,480 Please stop calling me your work wife. 214 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:29,548 I would never say that. 215 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,283 Can you say it. Say it now. 216 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,084 You said you'd say it. Say it. 217 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,352 Oh my. 218 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,524 Hello Clarice. 219 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,558 That's pretty good. 220 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,559 We're just hanging out being friends, 221 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,928 wearing masks, chilling, bonding, 222 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,263 vibing, friending. 223 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,031 Oh, um, Kris, we're actually, 224 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,099 we're trying to get some work done. 225 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,234 Sure thing. 226 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,968 Um, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan of your show. 227 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,838 Oh, thank you. 228 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,973 We're all fans of shows, okay? 229 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,774 All different shows we can be fans of. 230 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,775 Okay. Get outta here. 231 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,710 I thought we were bonding. 232 00:07:58,845 --> 00:07:59,844 Not anymore. - Okay. 233 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:00,845 Hey Kris, where are we with the makeup? 234 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,047 Oh, it's all done. 235 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,548 We are gonna do a cat-eye, nude lip. 236 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,449 Timeless elegance. 237 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:05,550 I don't do cat-eye. 238 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,651 Okay, I'll think of something else. 239 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,852 No problem. - Great. Thanks. 240 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,322 Hey Jules, remember that time when you and I were going- 241 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,923 Oh, when border security took your phone 242 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,758 and you had to use eyeliner to file your report? 243 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,663 Yeah, I won the Emmy. 244 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,599 Wow. 245 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,933 But enough about me. 246 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,335 What's new? 247 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,669 How are you doing? 248 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,736 How's Pete? 249 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:27,539 Oh, Good. Great. 250 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,174 Look, I know 251 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,209 we've been going through a bit of a rough patch lately, 252 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,878 but, but we can get through this, vagina. 253 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,081 We can do hard things. 254 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,483 You love hard things. 255 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,085 Now I want you to cut out your nonsense and get in that bed 256 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,787 and make sweet, sweet love to your husband. 257 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,156 What you want to do with creme brulee 258 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,892 is you don't want to leave it in too long. 259 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,627 We're going through a bit of a dry spell. 260 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,029 I'm the dry spell. 261 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,130 Oh. - Yeah. 262 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,433 I've heard it returns to normal after menopause. 263 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:56,367 Total lie. 264 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,769 I never got my sex drive back. 265 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,605 So you... you don't have sex? 266 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,840 Frankly, I'm glad to be done with it. 267 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:02,908 Sex is overrated. 268 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,510 Now I can focus on what really matters. 269 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,845 Making a difference. 270 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,446 And that's what you should focus on too. 271 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:10,315 Sounds rewarding. 272 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,717 Remember how good it felt? 273 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:15,287 Those all-nighters to break a story? 274 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,559 How many podcasts are you working on right now? 275 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,394 Just the one. Glow. 276 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,661 That's your problem. 277 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:26,164 Find your passion. 278 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,165 This is our act two. 279 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:33,004 You know, I have to say, when I read your book, 280 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,674 I thought it would make a great podcast. 281 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:36,741 Really? 282 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,808 You good? 283 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:38,943 Oh my God. Yes, I'm fine. 284 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:39,944 I'm just locked out of my office, 285 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:40,946 which is totally normal. 286 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,680 And I am not listening, okay? 287 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,015 I'm leaning like this. 288 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,016 You want me to knock? 289 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,217 No, I don't want you to knock. 290 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,086 I'm gonna go get the key from Jamila in a bit, okay? 291 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,821 Okay. - Okay. 292 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,825 If you're looking for a work wife, 293 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:54,826 I'd like to apply. 294 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,194 I think you misunderstood. I'm good. 295 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,261 My skills: 296 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,296 Great listener. 297 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,764 Excellent snack prep. 298 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,767 And in a crisis, I have pyrotechnics. 299 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:05,369 That's great. I have to be the, there. 300 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,308 These are all fantastic. 301 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,643 Another idea: 302 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,979 how about starting each episode with a quote from your book? 303 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,780 I am loving all of this. 304 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,781 Really? Let's celebrate. 305 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,249 I think there's some champagne in the fridge. 306 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,384 Ooh, love it. 307 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,353 Not as much as you're gonna love my next idea. 308 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,592 It wasn't even locked. 309 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,728 No, I swear to God it was. 310 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,595 I would not mess with you because I love you. 311 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,930 Can I finish my Earl Grey tea? 312 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,065 Mmmhmm. - Uh huh. 313 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,634 Mmm-huh. Oh, whoa-wee! 314 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,603 Hee-hee-hee, that's a lot for a Glow Up. 315 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,106 It's for a new podcast Jules and I are working on. 316 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,943 Hey guys, I got some "kombucha". 317 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,610 Robyn labels everything in the fridge "kombucha" 318 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,146 so nobody steals it. 319 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,582 I didn't know that you were doing a new podcast with Ronnie. 320 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:51,850 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 321 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,884 We're just spitballing. 322 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,019 Julie can do more than one podcast if she wants to. 323 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:55,887 Oh, can she? 324 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,088 I guess I know how life works. 325 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,156 Okay, Ronnie? 326 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,691 Listen, I get it. 327 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,559 You two bond over brains, okay? 328 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,560 You know what we bond over? 329 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:03,761 Personal stuff. 330 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,229 We go deep inside each other, 331 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,165 that's us, like real friends do, okay? 332 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,165 Okay, okay, okay. 333 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,101 We are all real friends here, 334 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,170 so why don't we celebrate with some kombucha. 335 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,771 It's the real stuff, from France. 336 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,573 Like this morning, you know what Julie was talking to me about? 337 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,375 How she has V.D. 338 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,309 I don't have V.D. 339 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,377 Yeah, you do. 340 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,845 Your-your dry vagina. 341 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,846 You talk about it to me. 342 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,281 Guess what I talk about with her? 343 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,183 My hot sweet swamp. You know why? 344 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,119 'cause we talk about our vaginas all the time, all day long 345 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,254 'cause that's what best friends do. 346 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,989 Sounds like stimulating conversation. 347 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,824 Oh, and I'm sure what you two talk about is way better. 348 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,827 Multiplication, plate tectonics. 349 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:37,862 You know what? 350 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,697 I'm fun and everybody loves our show. 351 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,599 And if I am not intellectual enough for you... 352 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,802 Oh, hi, Sophacleats, nice to meet you. 353 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,003 Then I know a ton of people that would wanna work with me. 354 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,004 Okay? 355 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,673 Kris, come on. Aw, Kris. 356 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:50,741 Let her go. 357 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:51,943 Ugh! 358 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,352 I'm sorry, um, do you know how long the wait will be? 359 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,887 No, sorry. Put on this gown. 360 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,489 Change rooms are down there. 361 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,531 You're a beautiful woman who counts. 362 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,867 I think she's past it. Genius. 363 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,763 Why did you tell Kris we were doing a podcast? 364 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,099 I thought we were just brainstorming ideas for you. 365 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,300 It would be for us. 366 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,902 We're doing it together. 367 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,438 Okay, but we haven't pitched it to Evan or Michael. 368 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,906 What about your book tour? What about your show? 369 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,908 Okay, breathe. 370 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,211 I'm giving you your life back. 371 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,280 Big Important Ideas was a show that said something. 372 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,516 Don't you miss it? 373 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,286 I do. I really do. 374 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,673 Hi there. - Hi. 375 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,607 Hi. How are you today? 376 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,542 I'm good. Great. 377 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,811 Great. My name is Andrea. 378 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,614 Do you know what procedure you're having today? 379 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,815 I certainly do, an ultrasound. 380 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,216 I've had many. I've had a baby. 381 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,351 Great. Feet in the stirrups, please. 382 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,920 Lie back. 383 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,788 And then could you scooch down a bit more? 384 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,491 Oh. A little bit more. 385 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,494 Just one more time. 386 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,064 Great. 387 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,565 Oh, I definitely knew it was that kind. 388 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:31,102 Yeah. 'Cause why use the tummy kind when you, 389 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,369 that one's much more thorough. 390 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,004 It gets right up in there. 391 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,473 Hi. - Hi. 392 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,508 I'm the attending physician. 393 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,976 How are you today? 394 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,577 I'm just great. Uh- 395 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,346 Actually, this is a teaching hospital. 396 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,382 Do you mind if some students watch and learn? 397 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,983 Oh, yeah, sur- - Okay. 398 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,460 Relax. - I'm relaxed. 399 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,861 Okay. And here we go. 400 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:57,929 Oh, okay. 401 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,597 Get it right up in there. 402 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,265 I've had worse days than this. 403 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,934 I'm just, heh, I'm joking. 404 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,971 You're okay. This- 405 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,606 - Kris? - Yeah. 406 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,508 Do you wanna say something? 407 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,745 Um... I'm okay. 408 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,346 Uh, actually, yes. 409 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,982 Uh.... 410 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,618 I'm just gonna tell my doctor what is wrong. 411 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,220 Oh, go ahead. 412 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,925 I would like less people watching, please. 413 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,394 I'm so sorry. We'll leave. 414 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,562 Okay. 415 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,097 She's not comfortable! 416 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,001 Why don't we try that again? 417 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,569 Just the two of us, okay? 418 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,237 Okay. - Ready? 419 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,239 - Yes. - Last time. 420 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,542 Okay. 421 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,112 When you hear the word ultrasound, 422 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,481 you just think it's gonna be the "belly" kind. 423 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,316 You don't think it's gonna be the "wait the two hours 424 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,251 "and fifteen people look at your vagina" kind. 425 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,623 I know that something's wrong. 426 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,626 I keep having these appointments 427 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,664 and no one's telling me anything. 428 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,802 And I'm just losing a lot of blood and I'm losing sleep. 429 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,572 I think I'm losing my mind. 430 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,609 And I'm losing... 431 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,079 and I'm losing my friend Julie. 432 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:25,116 Oh my, gerrr. Kris, oh, sorry. 433 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,217 What is wrong with me? 434 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,785 I gotta stop. 435 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,220 I, you know what I'm doing here? 436 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,421 I'm gonna tell you. 437 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,957 I'm letting fear rule today and I'm not gonna do that 438 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,092 because I don't think I'm alone, 439 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,693 'cause I have Julie. 440 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,963 Oh God, I am gonna end up alone 441 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,366 if I keep talking about her dry vagina. 442 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,769 Andrea, you are really kind but are you done? 443 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,637 - Yep, fully done. - Okay. 444 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,839 Can I ask a favour? 445 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,773 Yeah, sure. 446 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,241 Can I borrow some of that lube? 447 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,876 The ultrasound gel? 448 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,544 Potato, potato. 449 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,654 Jamila, have you seen Kris? 450 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,655 Is she back? 451 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,457 Girl, I am just trying to drink my tea. 452 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,793 Julie, hi. 453 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,194 Love Ronnie. Obvi. 454 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,396 But could you just tell her I'm not an intern, okay? 455 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,565 She sent me for coffee twice and she doesn't even work here. 456 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,868 Ronnie kicked us out of the studio and I couldn't say no. 457 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,136 I can't tell if I'm a fan boy 458 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,871 or if I'm reliving some sort of trauma. 459 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,173 It is an honour to work with her, obviously, 460 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,675 but if she touches my de-esser one more time, I- 461 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,742 Okay, guys. 462 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,745 I know that Ronnie is impatient and blunt, 463 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,948 and tiny bit terrifying, but if she was a man, 464 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,015 she would be celebrated. 465 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:32,950 Oh, her gender's not the problem. 466 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,351 I love women. We know this. 467 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,487 It's just that she's totally ruining the vibe around here. 468 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,689 Yeah, this isn't gonna be like a permanent thing, is it? 469 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,358 She mentioned a new show. 470 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,028 Um... 471 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,699 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Wait, I'm going to pee! Stop! 472 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,034 Please. 473 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,637 Julie, Ronnie was just pitching me the podcast 474 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,905 that you're working on. 475 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,506 I love it. 476 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,708 You know, we've been missing a news podcast since we lost 477 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,643 Big Important Ideas. 478 00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,910 Losing it? Michael, cut it. 479 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,446 And you said it was for "mall walkers and angry libs." 480 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,748 I didn't. 481 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,982 This is Ronnie Roy. 482 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,251 So it could be a huge numbers bump for us. 483 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,519 I would love to hear proof of concept. 484 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,121 Well, it's not entirely fleshed out yet. 485 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,822 But it will be. Almost done. 486 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,524 Great! And you know what? 487 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,692 You use whatever you need in this office, Ronnie. 488 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,862 I mean it. I got you, girly. 489 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,130 And have it into me by, um... 490 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,764 End of day obviously! 491 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,965 We're on it. 492 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,601 No, end of day we can't because I still have to edit 493 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,668 Glow Up with Kris. 494 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,170 So multitask. 495 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,140 Now where is that Chelsey? I need a coffee. 496 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,681 Is it possible that Ronnie's a bad person? 497 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,884 Oh, yeah. 498 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,352 That's why I love her. 499 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,194 Okay, everyone, we're on a tight timeline. 500 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,229 Larry, change out that mic. 501 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,296 Robyn, set up studio one. 502 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,898 Chelsea take orders for a dinner run. 503 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,166 No one leaves till we're done. 504 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,235 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 505 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,636 No food orders. No all-nighters. 506 00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,937 Everyone go back to what you're doing. 507 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,372 Belay that order. You wanted this. 508 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,674 Oh, you wanted this. 509 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,776 Well, if you want another Peabody, 510 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,044 it's either all in or all out. 511 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,045 What's it gonna be? 512 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,514 Julie! I am so sorry. 513 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,115 I love you. Here's lube. 514 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,450 Look. You're welcome. 515 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,385 Actually, it's ultrasound gel and it's for your dry sandbox. 516 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,520 I'm gonna water it. 517 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,188 Not me's gonna water it, but this will water it. 518 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,723 Wow. Okay. Well, thanks. 519 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,927 Uh, I don't think the two products are interchangeable, 520 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,595 but it's the, uh, thought that counts. 521 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,063 You're welcome. 522 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,465 Ronnie, I am out. 523 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,071 You never change, but I have. 524 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,140 With you it's always about you. 525 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,141 But Kris, I never come in second place. 526 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,477 Whoop! Whoop! - Yeah. 527 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,144 Number one! - She completes me. 528 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,947 Yeah. - We are work... 529 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,215 Wives. - No, I hate that term. 530 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,583 - Sorry. - We are work friends. 531 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:46,684 - Best friends. - Nope. 532 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,286 We're bestest of friends. - Okay, we, okay. 533 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,220 We could have whatever qualifiers. 534 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,421 Look, the point is, 535 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,023 I would like you to stop bossing my team- 536 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,423 Okay, shhh! 537 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,859 Ronnie here. 538 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,028 Really? Amazing. 539 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,863 An explosion? How many dead? 540 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,832 No survivors? On my way. 541 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,068 I'm on the air in three hours. 542 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,503 Been a slice, everyone. 543 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,106 Tune in at 9:00 PM. 544 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,574 Oh my God, I can't believe she was your work wife. 545 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,209 She's so rude. She didn't say goodbye. 546 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,711 I would always say goodbye. 547 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,046 Or if I like you and I do like you, 548 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:15,980 I high kick ya. 549 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,381 Goodbye! - Oh, no, no, no, no. 550 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,916 You're gonna really give away the- 551 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,451 I saw it all. It was there. 552 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,752 Now we need a new guest. 553 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,353 That's for another day. 554 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,389 How did your doctor's appointment go? 555 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:26,591 Uh, I don't think I really want to talk about it. 556 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,925 But you know what? Maybe I'll get some answers. 557 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:29,860 Sorry about Ronnie. 558 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,128 She's kind of a human freight train. 559 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,064 That's okay. You know, she just wasn't a good fit. 560 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,466 Oh. Hey. Hey. 561 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:36,667 Can we, uh, talk now? 562 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,869 Uh, Mo, remember what I said about boundaries? 563 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,271 I'm gonna talk to you when I'm ready. Okay? 564 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,273 Yep. Understood. - Right. No. 565 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,340 Okay. 566 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,341 I just really wanna be able 567 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,877 to pick our podcast guests together. 568 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,413 You're right. We're partners. 569 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,482 We should choose the guests together. 570 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,117 See you tomorrow, work buddy? 571 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,756 Oh. - Oh. 572 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,424 Why am I wet? 573 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,225 The glove full of lube was in my purse. 574 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,961 Oh, okay. 575 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,699 Oh, skip to the elevator? - Yeah. 576 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,242 ♪ Oh, just wanna push somebody 577 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,977 ♪ Your body won't let you 578 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,879 ♪ Just want to move somebody 579 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,915 ♪ Body won't let you 580 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,252 ♪ You want to steal somebody 581 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,521 ♪ Body won't let you 582 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:34,257 ♪ Who, who, 583 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,060 ♪ Who do you talk to? ♪ 584 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,229 ♪ Who do you talk to? ♪